Class Warrior Gifts

A Collision Between A Stonemason and Gentlemen.

Information Macht Frei

Genteel man in spacious conservatory, depicted next to family in a cramped garret: 'What the people can want with a crystal palace on Sundays, I can't think! Surely they ought to be contented with their church and then home afterwards.'

Pass It Down Economics...

'- See you when we land, Simkins. I'm travelling First Class and I booked you economy, of course...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

'Listen if work such a marvellous thing, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves!'

The bottom 99% of wage earners lost 0.4% of income from 2009 to 2011. The top 1% gained 11.2%. So the 1%ers grabbed 121% of the income gains from the 'recovery'.

Forty Dunhill and three lucky dips... Pathetic loser! Do you look lucky? Whoa, that is so judgemental, I'm a snob!

Who are the 'real' rich?

'I don't get it, what's so new about a cashless society?'

"I got rich by hard work. Someone else's."

Law for the rich

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'