"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
Economy Class Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for the spirited traveler in your life? Our economy class warrior collection offers witty and charming items for those who endure long flights with a smile. Whether they’re jet-setting for business or pleasure, these products combine humor and personality, making their travel experience brighter. Find mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that cheer on their travel adventures and celebrate their love for flying, one economy seat at a time.
"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
'And finally, there is the universal solution.'
"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."
"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."
"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."
"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''
"A wage increase to match inflation."
Bureaucrats held up by the workers.
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'
"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."
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"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"
"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."
"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'
"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."
Information Macht Frei
The rich, the poor and the terrorist...
Breaking Through
America's Biggest Export...
'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'
"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."
Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).
'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'
'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'
'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'
Economy Class Warrior Gifts Collection
Economy Class Warrior Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the economy class warrior—perfect for their travel mornings and favorite hot drinks.
Economy Class Warrior Pillows
Snuggle up with our humorous pillows that honor the travel warrior in us all—bring a smile to their space.
Economy Class Warrior Prints
Decorate their travel corner with prints that salute the economy class warrior—perfect for inspiring their journeys.
Economy Class Warrior T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts designed for the economy class warrior—fun, comfy, and travel-ready apparel for every adventure.