Economic Warriors Gifts

"Would you like to switch your energy supplier?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

For sale

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Breaking Through

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

America's Biggest Export...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."