Recession Warriors Gifts

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

U of Debt

"Everything's gone up."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

For sale

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

America's Biggest Export...

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Coming out of the crisis

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Jetsgo out of business.

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

Home Owners.

Trying to Prevent the Downturn.