Economy-class Explorer Gifts

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

The Vineyard

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Russia Money Laundering

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Baby rocks!

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."