Economy Traveler Gifts

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Just a one-way ticket, please - I'm counting on them to deport me back.'

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'This ladies and gentlemen is our business model.'

"It's positively the last time I ever fly economy."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'He must be going economy!'

Cheapskate Cruises

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Oil shock.

Expensive greeting cards.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess