Virtual Warriors Gifts

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Indoor Football

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

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"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'