Virtual Hero Gifts

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I was tops in my battalion at world of warcraft."

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

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"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Silly sausages

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Blue-Collar Workers

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"