Brick Battler Gifts

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Builder adjusting a wall.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Run, Mike, Run!

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

fish in a bottle...

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

LEGO profits.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Painter's Duel.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."