Tedium Battler Gifts

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Your Country Needs MOO!

fish in a bottle...

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

"It's a mug's game!"

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Health food.

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

Builder adjusting a wall.

Internot - No broadband in your area.