Tedium Tactician Gifts

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Kitchen Tetris

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Golf lessons

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"That was a rumor day."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Snooker.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."