Tedium Tacticians Gifts

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Board Game Hunter

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"That was a rumor day."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Snooker.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Golf

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.