Tedium Warrior Gifts

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Still on your left."

Your computer is not fully protected...

Academy.

"Damn speed hump!"

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"This is my life lately. . . always running and getting nowhere!"

After comments from fans that they are overweight, Close to Home characters begin a fitness program.

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

Posh Gym - Run out of money machine.

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'