Celiac Warrior Gifts

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"Our war is against cancer."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

PROBLEM AREAS

Gamers

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I need a smarter computer.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"A watched file never loads..."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Too Much Plastic.

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'How come you're taking credit for work I do?'