Chess Warrior Gifts

'It's baaaack!'

Chess Trainer

Chess battle zone

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Mod Kwan Doh

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Best Seller

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Decapitated coffee.

Prawn Amend

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Checkmate!'

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."