"My computer beat me at chess..."
Chess Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for the chess enthusiast who loves to strategize and outthink in style? Our collection features witty and charming products that showcase their passion for the game. From mugs to art prints, these items are designed to delight and inspire every chess guru. Whether they’re a dedicated player or simply fond of the game, you’ll find something that captures their love of chess with a humorous or clever twist.
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
No-Work Orange
Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
Homo Gamus
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'
'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
'I'm also fluent in Geek.'
"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!
"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."
Computer games
"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"
Whack-a-molecule
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.
'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
'I think they're up to something.'
"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."
Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.
Crane Game. Ball Game.
Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
It can be taken up at any age....
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"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."
Golf lessons
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Chess Guru Gifts Collection
Chess Guru Mugs
Explore more witty and stylish chess-themed mugs to bring a smile to your favorite chess master’s face.
Chess Guru Pillows
Add a touch of chess brilliance to their décor with our charming and fun pillows crafted for lovers of the game.
Chess Guru Prints
Find the perfect art print to celebrate their chess passion and make their space uniquely theirs.
Chess Guru T-Shirts
Check out our collection of clever chess-inspired t-shirts perfect for any enthusiast looking to wear their passion.