Chess Guru T-Shirts

"My computer beat me at chess..."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No-Work Orange

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

It can be taken up at any age....

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"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Golf lessons

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.