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"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

Canadian Chess

"Oh, it always starts politely."

'You couldn't have waited 'til after the game?'

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

'I don't know that using a new opening in a chess match makes you a risk taker.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'The champ's gone soft since he lost to that computer.'

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

Chess

'No wonder nobody will play with yuo if you insist on being white all the time.'

Great Moments in Chess

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

Chess board trap door.

Chess bowling.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

Chess king and queen walk toward pawn shop.

'I don't remember Bob being this good. I'm beginning to suspect that it's not even him.'

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'King me!'

Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.