Chess Player Mugs

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

"Oh, it always starts politely."

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

'You couldn't have waited 'til after the game?'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Great Moments in Chess

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'No wonder nobody will play with yuo if you insist on being white all the time.'

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

'I don't know that using a new opening in a chess match makes you a risk taker.'

'The champ's gone soft since he lost to that computer.'

Chess

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Chess board trap door.

Chess king and queen walk toward pawn shop.

Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.

Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.

'King me!'

'Excuse me for staring, but we don't get to see a lot of royalty around these parts.'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Chess bowling.

'I don't remember Bob being this good. I'm beginning to suspect that it's not even him.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard