Professional Chess Player Mugs

"Jump two squares forward and one to the side."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Prawn Amend

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

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Existential Risk

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Bored Baker

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Chess on TV

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Pawn Stars

'I must have that painting for my office.'

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Trojan Chess

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."