Professional Chess Mugs

Anna and Mariya Muzychuk chess champions caricature

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate!'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Kosovo.

Trojan Chess

Bored Baker

Chess on TV

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'