Chess Champion Wannabe Mugs

'Forgive the interruption, but can the surgeon wait until after he operates on me to play his chess.'

Melvyn Pawnmeyer: Cranial Dislocation. Out for the remainder of the season.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Chess on TV

Bored Baker

Kosovo.

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Pawn Stars

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Trojan Chess