Chess Competitor In Disguise Mugs

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Man and brain

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Existential Risk

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Bee Chess

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.