Champion In Disguise Mugs

'The boys kicked me off the team, not cause I was a girl, cause I was too good!'

Keyworker

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Anything for me?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

The Stock Market.

"Any other skills?"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Skateboard Olympics.

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...'

"How was your day, dear?"

"No. I can still see you."

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"I can't find the camouflage books."

'I won the hide and seek game: I was hiding really still in a plate full of rice...'

'Can you ask him to behave please? Last time I babysat, he basically disappeared when it was bedtime...'

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

'I'm going to rule for the plaintiff's desertion charge and reject your client's assertion that he's really good at playing hide and seek.'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

The SAT test can wear you down.

"You have to use your imagination."