Claims Chess Player Mugs

'Why'd we deny your claim? I'll have to check our records.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Trojan Chess

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Bored Baker

'I must have that painting for my office.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Kosovo.

Pawn Stars

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

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