The Sneaky Competitor Mugs

'Watch him, Dewey! He's taking a big lead!!'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

In Disguise.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'It's the simple things.'

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

A Man mixing up his sports.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,