Chess Guru Mugs

"My computer beat me at chess..."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No-Work Orange

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Whack-a-molecule

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.