Gaming Guru Mugs

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"I've been looking for a job, but I haven't seen any yet."

"You're right. I should go outside and play. Buy me a laptop, and I will."

"I don't care which parent I get as long as it's the same one that gets the Playstation."

'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'

'In case you were wondering why the doctor plays computer games all day. . . He is actually controlling me.'

Game Addiction

'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

'I hear he's a software pirate.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Why don't you get off the computer and watch some TV?"

Modern Day Hide And Seek.

'It's an optical illusion. From the front of the room, they're all busy students working on computer projects. From here though they're all busy playing internet games.'

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Go out and play? What is this, 1962?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Write a Screenplay

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

Virtual Babe

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

Virtual Office

Monolithopoly.

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'I wasn't talking on my cellphone. . . I was playing a videogame.'

"Are you sure you're not just trying to get back at Josh by sleeping with his avatar?"

"'GameBoy: A Memoir of Addiction', by Ronald Markowitz."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

Quarantine Game #7: What day is it?

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

Dog playing a 'chase the postman' game on a PC