Coaching Guru Mugs

Pep Guardiola

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Sir Winston Churchill

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

No-Work Orange

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Computer games

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The trim reaper

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.