Chess Warrior Mugs

'It's baaaack!'

Chess Trainer

Chess battle zone

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I think they're up to something.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Mod Kwan Doh

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Best Seller

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'Checkmate I think!'

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Prawn Amend

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Checkmate!'

Existential Risk