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Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

Chess Master

"We are done...here comes the mate!"

Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening

"Come on! He's going to teach us how to play chess."

"You expect us to believe you have an exact twin?"

"What's with the new guy?"

Chess trainer.

'Tell earth that we've discovered extraterrestrial life, and judging by their chess skills, they're highly intelligent.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Chess Trainer

Chess on TV

New chess champion 31st November 2018

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."