Chess Master In Training Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Yoga with Baby

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Trojan Chess

Bored Baker

Pawn Stars

Chess on TV

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'