Chess Master Of Business Gifts

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Target your message

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Checkmate I think!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Man and brain

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

AIDS prevention

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Existential Risk

Bee Chess

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Chess on TV

"They grow up so quickly."