Corporate Chessmaster Gifts

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'By the way, dear, you might like to know...my investment club now owns 51% of your company.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Spike Milligan

Bored Baker

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Pawn Stars

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Chess on TV

Syria

Trojan Chess

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."