Corporate Choirmaster Gifts

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"I go that extra mile!"

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

Landing That Tough Account

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'It helps with reception.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Four Chanting Monks

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

Personal Cheerleader.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'