Choir Master Gifts

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Choir Sections

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Ventriloquist Audition

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'It's used for training Colliery Choirs. One whiff of a bad note and it faints.'

'Never mind the colors. The only thing they worry about is - does it make them look fat.'

Pastoral Choirs

Musical Cows

Heavenly voices.

A Capella

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Guitar Man.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Mexican angels.

The Dog Choir

Angel playing music

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

'It helps with reception.'

A singer being criticised