Choir Director Gifts

Loud Chorister

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

Hallelujah!

A band rendition of Silent Night.

'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

"Great deal or not, the new choir robes go back."

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

Watch with Mahler.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'A hush fall over the concert hall...'

Dawn Chorus.

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Thank you

Harmonious neighborhood: 'Baritone, Soprano, Tenor and Bass'

"I short, we traded you to first Presbyterian for their associate pastor, their choir director, and a seminary student to be named later."

Birds performing for pay.

Crab conductor.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Conducting the crows.

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Tenors

Church Hymn

Hildegard von Bingen

"What did we think of the choir? - We're changing religions Monday."

Four Chanting Monks

"Let us sing Hymn 564 which, incidentally, has recently been sampled for use in a popular bladder-control commercial."

Expressivo: to perform in an expressive manner.

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

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