Choir Shower Master Gifts

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

Vanity artist

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Pastoral Choirs

Heavenly voices.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

My Musical Influences

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'