Shower Soprano Gifts

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

Other men just sing in the bath

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

I love my Uke.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Shower curtain call.

Giuseppe Verdi

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

My Musical Influences

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

The synchronized shower event.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'Not now, Henry.'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'