Shower Superstar Gifts

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Vanity artist

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Hair Style Menu

My Musical Influences

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Other men just sing in the bath

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'Not now, Henry.'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Phone on TV ringing.

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.