Shower Star Gifts

"It's the company choir. They want you to sing doowaps in Buona Sera."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

A woman playing a keyboard

Karaoke night.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

An idea box in a shower

Shower curtain call.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Rutger Shower

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Vanity artist

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

My Musical Influences

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Grooming for beginners.

Centurion in a Shower

Other men just sing in the bath

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.