Shower Songstress Gifts

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Rutger Shower

Shower curtain call.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

My Musical Influences

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

Other men just sing in the bath

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Phone on TV ringing.

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'Not now, Henry.'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.