Shower Songstress Gifts

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Vanity artist

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

My Musical Influences

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Other men just sing in the bath

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'Not now, Henry.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."