Shower Singer Gifts

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'You know what they say, Dear...April showers bring May flowers!'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Multitasking.

'Household water use'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

'He sings better in the bath.'

Cellist having a shower

The Invisible Man takes a shower. 'Honey, where's the Head and Shoulders?'

Wanted: Dead or alive.

"No - I'm not listening to my radio!"

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

"What took so long? I didn't feel like singing Happy Birthday while washing my hands, so I took a shower."

"Yeah, it's a nice birdbath...but sometimes I prefer a shower."

"I guess I'll go jump in the shower."

Duck Bath

Karaoke.

Naked and Afraid

'You're a lousy singer....'

'I can't wait to get in the shower and see how much sand is in the bottom of the bath!'

Man: 'HONEY! That's my PHONE ringing, could YOU get it for me please?! I'm IN the shower!!

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'Not now, Henry.'

'A room with a bath please - the school shower is broken.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Phone on TV ringing.

Showering in the Rain.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Singing in the Shower. (mouse and cat conflict.)

Man in the shower-bath when the butcher calls

'Watson, come here! I need you!' 'What?!'

'Dang it! I've been cleaning myself too long and now I'm out of hot water!'