Shower Rockstars Gifts

"Wash and Quo"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Shower curtain call.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

My Musical Influences

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Centurion in a Shower

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Other men just sing in the bath

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Steve Morse

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

'Not now, Henry.'

Phone on TV ringing.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.