Shower Performer Gifts

My Musical Influences

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Vanity artist

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

Other men just sing in the bath

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

'Not now, Henry.'

Phone on TV ringing.

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'