Shower Performer Gifts

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

My Musical Influences

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Karaoke night.

Shower curtain call.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Vanity artist

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

The synchronized shower event.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Other men just sing in the bath

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

Phone on TV ringing.

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

'Not now, Henry.'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'