Bathroom Performers Gifts

"Wash and Quo"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Shower curtain call.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

The Rural Bidet...

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

His and Hernia's towels.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Religious toilets.

My Musical Influences