Shower Virtuoso Gifts

Shower curtain call.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Karaoke night.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

My Musical Influences

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Centurion in a Shower

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Phone on TV ringing.

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

'Not now, Henry.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'