Shower Diva Gifts

A singer in the shower

Karaoke kid.

Little Princess.

A Tit for Tat.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

A day at the races

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Girl trying to be a woman

My Musical Influences

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Other men just sing in the bath

Centurion in a Shower

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Not now, Henry.'