Shower Lover Gifts

Wash and Goatee

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

Pampered and poodled.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Karaoke night.

I love bathtime.

Shower curtain call.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

GURLERS

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

My Musical Influences

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."