Shower Lover Gifts

Wash and Goatee

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Centurion in a Shower

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

I love bathtime.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

GURLERS

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

My Musical Influences

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Happy Xmas