Shower Lovers Gifts

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

I love bathtime.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Duck in a bathtub

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

My Musical Influences

Centurion in a Shower

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'

Happy Xmas

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

People in the shower

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Tuba in Space

'At least it's a dry heat'

Bubble & Squeak.

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.